William G. McCray, III

OBNOXIOUS 03, 2006

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March 16 , 2006

Another Reality show is the last thing we need on TV.  Everyone in America except me likes “ Dancing With The Stars ,” “ American Idol ,” and whatever else they can dream up to be on the air.   Sean Combs is teaming up with Reville’s Ben Silverman to bring to NBC “ Celebrity Cooking Showdown ,” a five-night reality miniseries described as a cross between Food Network’s “ Iron Chef American ” and ABC’s “ Dancing With the Stars .”  Celebrities will be paired with famous chefs like Wolfgang Puck , Cat Cora (Food Network’s “Kitchen Accomplished”), and Govind cq Armstrong (executive chef at Table 8 in L.A.) to create a dish for competition.  “The sexiest trend going on right now is young men learning how to cook,” said Diddy .“There’s nothing more sensual than a man cooking for his woman.  We wanted to do something that fit that trend in the marketplace.”  He went on to say that the kitchen is the perfect place to risk a complete disaster.   Diddy is right, it is nothing worst than some nasty food.  

NBC is so excited about Silverman’s pitch of “ Showdown ,” that the network agreed to fast-track the program over five night beginning Monday, April 17. Silverman approached P. Diddy to join the project due to his successful track record at producing reality shows like “ The Bad Boys of Comedy ,” “ Making the Band ,” and “ Run’s House .”  Not sure what washed up, has been, once was celebrity will be a part of the show, but I am sure it will be a group of individuals that are not exactly hot at the moment.  Not something that I am looking forward to recording on my DVR since I am never home to watch television anyway.
 
Sean Combs has more to talk about than his new television show.  The mogul came very close to going to court over the copyright of his new fragrance Unforgivable.  According to reports the United States Patent and Trademark Office denied Diddy’s use of the Unforgivable trademark because the name was too similar to Unforgiven, a women’s fragrance launched by French perfumer Jacques Evard.  However, the spokesperson for Unforgivable stated the reps for both fragrances made a deal to peacefully co-exist.  Christian Casey LLC owns rights to the trademark Unforgivable for use with the Sean John fragrance.  A deal was negotiated with the higher ups at Paris Bleu, who owns the trademark rights to Unforgiven and assigned its right to the trademark Unforgivable to Christian Casy and the parties have agreed to co-exist in the market using respective marks, Unforgivable and Unforgiven.  Well, I had to consult my sister, the attorney to help me make sense of all the legal details.  Basically P. Diddy and his people over at Christian Casey LLC most likely paid a hunk and a chunk to the Jacques Evard for them to extend the rights of their trademark.   Diddy is a success at everything other than being a good rapper and producer.   Bad Boy has not managed to really produce a major star other than Diddy and the struggling label did not have a distribution deal for so long it faded into insignificancy.
Continuing on the subject of rappers that are even better businessmen brings to mind Jay-Z , born Shawn Carter .  Def Jam’s president has been rumored to being in the final stages of a deal to purchase a building in Harlem.  Allegedly he was having dinner with Ervin “Magic” Johnson and discussing the purchase with the former NBA star.  However, Carter’s people denied he is working on a real estate deal, but did confirm he had dinner with Johnson . Well, he might have been trying to get some pointers from Magic on how to deal with a NBA team that is in turmoil.   Shawn is one of the owners of the Knicks that seem to be spiraling more and more out of control, which is something that Magic knows all about since he has lived trough some dark days as one of the owners of the Lakers .   Jay-Z has been telling everyone that his focus is to promote Def Jam’s newest artist, Rick Ross , and his single, “ Hustlin .”  Currently they are shooting the video right now in the Miami rappers hometown.   Ross , a longtime presence in Miami’s underground circle, was signed to Island Def Jam following an intense bidding war.   Carter stated he was proud to close the deal due to his following his career for a number of years.  We might have to now call him Sir Shawn Carter since his buddy Paul McCartney knighted him with a real sword ceremony.  The former Beatle was knighted by the Queen of England some years ago.  Another example of how Hip Hop has gone mainstream.
Kanye West another catch me if you can rapper that career has taken off will now prove himself on the silver screen.  Seems West is taking on a major project with New Line Cinema that will show the Grammy Award Winning Rapper/Producer staring in a feature film inspired by his music.  The Hollywood Reporter states the untitled movie will feature about six writers and 10 to 12 directors creating short stories that support their own perspective of America.  Each story will be linked by a central narrative and buttressed by new and old songs from West’s discography.   George C. Wolfe , who directed HBO’s Emmy Award winning “ Lackawanna Blues ,” will oversee the entire process as an executive producer.   Kanye has displayed great vision in his interpretation of his music through his videos and live performances.  Former Gangster Rapper Ice Cube is going to make another movie that he can be proud of and will not mind his children watching.  Recently during the NBA All Star weekend in Houston, Texas we talked about how his music and choice of movies changed.   Cube told me it was a simple choice for him to make due to his being a father.  After the celebrity basket ball game at he George R. Brown Convection Center he stated he wanted to produce work that he would be proud of his children seeing.   Cube Vision Productions inked a deal with Dimension Films to bring “ Welcome Back Kotter ” to the movies with Cube in the title role.  “There was no bigger fan of the original show than me, and I’m very excited to be able to put a new twist on it,” said Cube , who will be the high school teacher Gabe Kotter, who returns to his inner-city alma mater to light a fire under the school’s apathetic students.  The film will go into production this fall after the completion of Cube’s current project, “ Are We Done Yet ,” a sequel to the hit “ Are We There Yet .”   Don Cheadle is in negotiations to star in a new biographical film about jazz legend Miles Davis .   Antoine Fuqua is in discussions to direct the project.  However, there is still no script so we are not sure if it will be a true account of the troubled musician.  It is rumored that he slapped his famous wife, actress Cicely Tyson with his trumpet forever leaving a scar above her lip.  A Miles Davis movie is one we can look forward to seeing.
R. Kelly cannot live down these child pornography charges.  His concert at the University of Texas was met with protest from a student organization Feminists of Color United rallied outside of Bass Concert Hall to raise awareness of sexual violence against women of color.  “We’re students on this campus and we feel that we would like the university to more carefully scrutinize the people that they bring to campus,” Jacqueline Smith of Feminists of Color United said.  It seems that it has been taking forever for him to go to trial on 14 counts relating to child pornography.   Robert might not get out of this without doing a little time in prison.
Drug Dealers and Killers Strike Again …Atlanta rapper Young Jeezy was recently arrested in Miami.   Young Jezzy , born Jay Jenkins is currently free on $7,500 bond on two charges of carrying a concealed weapon without a permit.  Scotty Leemon says his client is innocent.  “ Jeezy adamantly denies that any of the weapons belonged to him and I am confident that Jeezy will be vindicated,” he said.  According to reports all hell broke loose in the wee hours of the morning on last Friday during an altercation involving Jeezy and a crew of his friends.  Marco Raez allegedly began filming the whole incident when Tramiel De Juan Golden, a member of Jeezy’s crew of thug friends, spotted Raez and demanded the camera.  When Raez refused Raheem Karriem, another one of Jeezy gangster friends begin shooting.  Once they snatched Raez’s camera, Jeezy and about nine of his hoodlum friends took off in two sport utility vehicles.  During the police pursuit, Karrien reportedly hit three parked cars.   Authorities eventually stopped both SUVs and found a semi-automatic firearm under Jeezy’s seat.   Jay Jenkins is due to be arraigned on March 31 in Miami-Dade Circuit Court.  Golden was charged with strong armed robbery and Steven Lesly Savain, one of the nine criminals that Jeezy calls friends was arrested for trespassing based on a previous warrant.  Wonder what type of criminal activity did Marco Raez caught Jeezy and his buddies engaged in that they would steal his camera.  Well, the world will know now.  
 
C-Murder is finally out of prison.  Seems he did a great job living up to his name with all the murders he has been accused of prior to his release from prison.  Born Corey Miller , he was released from Concordia Parish Jail in Ferriday, Louisiana early Thursday morning after State District judge Martha Sassone set his bail at $500,000 dollars.  He is not totally out of the woods; the Louisiana Supreme Court overturned his murder conviction and ordered a new trial. Prosecutors must determine if they want to retry Miller for the shooting death of 16-year-old Steven Thomas, who was a student at Southern University in Louisiana.  Thomas was shot in the chest after an argument inside of the Platinum Club n Jefferson Parish, Louisiana in January 2002.   C-Murder was convicted of second-degree murder in September 2003 and sentenced to a mandatory life sentence.  Freedom may not be long lived for Corey Miller , who lives up this his name C-Murder well and faces two counts of attempted second-degree murder in Baton Rouge in a separate case that will start trial May 30.  The charges stem from an incident shortly before Miller was charged with killing Thomas, in which he fired a gun at a nightclub owner and security guard, after he was told he would be searched entering New Orleans nightclub.  Seems Corey was going to just shoot his way into the club and not give a damn about anyone’s life other than his own.
Leroy Wells , a former “ American Idol ” contestant recently pleaded guilty to second-degree assault in a 2005 shooting at a convenience store.  The 24-year-old from Grand Bay, Alabama was accused of shooting 22-year-old Daniel Cutts, also of Grand Bay on June 7, 2005.  Cutts suffered minor injuries when he was struck three times with bullets fired from a .22-caliber pistol.  Wells was ordered to serve a 10-year suspended sentence, one year in jail, as part of a plea bargain that reduced an attempted murder charge to second-degree assault.  Wells has a rap sheet a mile long and only God knows how he managed to make it on national television in a horrible audition for “ American Idol ,” he was actually in jail on January 15, 2005 when his taped performance aired.  
 
Kevin Powell is going to make a run for the United States Congress.   Powell , who is vying for a seat in the 10th Congressional District in Brooklyn, New York, he says it is the logical next step for someone that has been a public servant for over 20 years.  The Rutgers University Graduate is a writer who is the product of a single parent home, extreme poverty and the type of circumstances that contribute to a cycle of despair.   Powell was a part of the very first cast of MTV’s “ Real World ” and a former editor of Vibe Magazine .

According To My “Street Committee” Ray J , you know Brandy’s brother who is said to be someplace between legitimate artist and obscurity.  Well, Ray was on the beautiful Island of St. Lucia for and appearance, but it did not go well.  Purportedly while Ray-J was staying at the Coco Palm Resort in Rodney Bay, St. Lucia was trying to impress some of the native beauties when he upset one of the native men when the guy B*tch slapped Ray and draped him up by his shirt.  I am not sure how true it is, but I will share the photos when I get them.   Mariah Carey and Pharrell met in Paris to shoot a video for the song “ Say Something ,” off the “ Emancipation Of Mimi .”  They say she has gained weight and it is evident in the video.   Ray J was not the only one slapped recently, word has it that a morning show personality in New York got slapped by Ne-Yo’s manager.  I heard it was a powerful back hand slap too.  Seems the outspoken on-air personality got into an argument with the manager when he shoved the guys head into a window in the studio and then slapped him.  Things got pretty serious and this may get played out in court.  You can take the thug out the street, but seem you cannot get the street out the thug.  
 
Terrence Howard was honored last week at the National Association of Black Owned Broadcasters’ 22nd Annual Communications Awards Dinner at the Marriott Wardman Park in Washington, D.C. where he was presented an Entertainer of the Year Award.   Howard admitted to being shocked that “ It’s Hard Out Here For A Pimp ,” won the Oscar for best song.  However, he did confess that he was more than disappointed in Three 6 Mafia’s overall performance.  He said it broke his heart to see how they performed the song due to it building up everything he tried to dispel in the movie.   Howard said they went right to the stereotype that he wanted to kill.  According to him the people that choreographed it did not see the movie.  He was not asked to perform the song on Oscar night as he did in the movie due differences of opinion in how the number should have been choreographed.  
 
Not sure about how true it is, but I have to share with you that Cedric Coleman of Three 6 Mafia was recently on a plane headed back to their Memphis home when he got into it with a white flight attendant about checking his oversize bag.  Seems he refused to check his bag because his Oscar was in it and he did not want to be separated from his golden statue.  An African American flight attendant informed her colleague that the big black guy as she referred to Cedric was in fact an Academy Award Winner and showed her his photo on the front page of USA Today .  I am told he was very nice and only requested a Diet Sierra Mist prior to his napping the entire flight.  However, when the plane landed Cedric took his Oscar out of his carry-on bag and carried it in his hand for the world to see.  In more Three 6 Mafia buzz, it was a rumor floating out there that they worship the devil.  Aside from the obvious name, the rumors are based on the hook of the song “ Stay Fly ,” where the singer says, “You are god, you are king LUCIFER.”  It is in a different language and may be translated wrong because the did thank God on Oscar night, but all the rappers do when they win an they always praise God no matter how low down or filthy their lyrics and videos are.   You have officially been choked by the bow tie!