William G. McCray, III

OBNOXIOUS 06, 2006

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William G. McCray, III - MrMcCray@Obnoxious.tv

 


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June 28, 2006

The show was live from the Shrine Auditorium in a star-filled night celebrating Black Entertainment.   A mix of individuals top in the fields of music, film, sports, philanthropy and accomplishment with some first time winners; Prince , Chris Brown , T.I ., Kirk Franklin .   Mary J. Blige , Kanye West , Jamie Foxx all received honors twice on the night displaying Black Star Power .  Seems like only yesterday BET had the first show in Las Vegas and was begging celebrities and media to attend the event, those days are long gone and now the BET Awards has to be one of the most significant nights in entertainment.   Obnoxious will remain true to form in my critique of the night and all of the highs and all time lows.  First off Damon Wayans was no comparison to how great Will and Jada Smith hosted the show last year.   Wayans is funny, but seriously lacked something necessary to keep the show flowing well.   Beyonce is beyond words and after her show stopping performance of " Déjà Vu " Damon could have told us good night.  Jay-Z let the world know that he is the one getting all of Beyonce's bootie when he patted her on the backside during his rap segment.

" Good Times ," cast was surprised during their mini reunion when Janet Jackson sashayed across the stage and joined Jimmy Walker , Bernadette Stanis , who looked a fool with her purse on her arm, and Ralph Carter .   Janet almost popped out of that form fitting dress when her strap dropped from her shoulder.   Janet's man announced the night before at the ASCAP Awards the he and Janet would marry this year.  Not sure if he was joking or serious, but I guess we will have to wait and find out.   No better choice to introduce the self-proclaimed King of the South than Don King .  Waving a US flag the outrages boxing promoter introduced T.I .  However, we were reminded it was a black production when the sound system went out several times during his performance of " What You Know ." The all too common Jamie Foxx performed his latest single, " DJ Play A Love Song ," with Fantasia and then he threw his tongue down the thick bodied singer's throat mid performance.   Jamie is ghetto as hell and Fantasia is illiterate-hence the perfect couple.   P. Diddy kept it real when he blasted the sound man on live television.   Sean told him he destroyed T.I.'s performance, which served as a warning for him to have it right when his Bad Boy artist Young Joc performed and was joined by Diddy for " It's Goin Down ."   David Banner and Vivica A. Fox gave BET a planned pat on the back for the $14 million raised for the Hurricane Katrina effort.  Now Vivica is my girl but she looked like hell in that home made looking dress and the hair just was not right.   Vivica is fine, but it seemed that she decided to go to the show at the last minute and just threw something on.  What was wrong with Chaka Khan ?  The lifetime Achievement Award went to someone that was obviously high.   Chaka at times seems to be totally out of it and in a daze.   Stevie Wonder and Prince both wrote songs that made Chaka famous were joined by India Arie and the gospel compromising Yolanda Adams .  Backstage I asked her again if she was going to cross over and sing R&B and in an attempt to give me a more honest answer she said that she did not know what songs will do when she is writing them, but she would never write lyrics about sex and baby this and baby that.  Well, Yolanda might as well go ahead and do R&B all the way and stop playing with it.  It is obvious to everyone that she is not as committed to Christ as she proclaims or she would not always say yes when she is asked to sing secular music.  Although, Yolanda did say it was only planned for her to sing " I'm Every Woman ," Chaka was desperate when the person that was supposed to sing the song backed out on her at the last minute. Harry Belafonte received the Humanitarian Award and backstage--true to his outspoken form--he shared that the letter that Dr. King wrote A Letter From Birmingham Jail was not written to him personally, but to clergy that had not supported the Civil Rights Movement.
Jamie Foxx's actions during Kanye West acceptance speech makes you wonder if the two are still feuding.  Backstage Jamie was asked about his feud with LL Cool J and their reconciliation.  "We decided we would let it go, we are both two old to hold petty things against each other," Jamie said.  "It was stupid and we let it go when he asked me to be on his album."  Clearly Jamie's behavior is far to ghetto for my taste he is an extremely talented man.  However, money cannot buy class nor purchase character.   Jamie implied that to end something with him you have to humble yourself and approach him first.  Now we must wonder if he was joking or serious when he attempted to embarrasses Kanye during his remarks.  The rumor has been that since the Grammy's the musically talented West and the uncouth Oscar winner have been feuding.   West has been accused of telling Jamie to stand back and watch a real star perform.   Jamie is said to have gone off and asked did Kanye know who he was.   Kanye thanked Jamie for the collaboration, but Jamie acted a fool and made faces behind him and even pulled out a portable fan and held it behind West head.   Jamie never thanked Kanye , but attempted to slight him when he shouted Three Six Mafia , who are also Oscar winners.   Jamie was asked backstage why he held up a fan to Kanye's head when he responded that he had to cool the nigga off.
Prophesy fulfilled...I told you just last week that it was a serious breakdown and lack of chemistry on " The View ."   Star Jones made a dumb move when she attempted to slap Barbara Walters and the other co-stars with a premature announcement of her leaving which was actually her being fired.   Star has made a series of serious mistakes and picked fight that she cannot win.  Perhaps due to her weight, which caused her to have low self-esteem, Star Jones used her wedding as an opportunity to promote herself and she used the show to promote her wedding.  It will be interesting to see how she rebounds from this TKO.   Barbara says that she feels betrayed by Star , but she will really feel the raft of the African American community if Star is not replaced by a black female.  Poor Star has been publicly dissed and dismissed.  
Atlanta Mayor Shirley Franklin made it happen.  Auction canceled and $32 million raised in one week.  Sotheby's had to cancel its scheduled auction of sermons, books, notes, and speeches from Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.   Dr. Walter Massey , President of Morehouse College , also stepped to the plate in a major way to purchase the King Papers .  No word on weather or not the pastors of mega churches that Rev. Bernice King had seated in the pulpit at her mother's funeral aided in this effort.  Not sure if any of the Big Bishops contributed in the effort to regain possession of Kings Works ; however, they paraded like peacocks during his wife's funeral.  Now one can safely assume that neither Bishop Long nor Bishop Jakes contributed to this effort because that would have been all over the camera telling the world of their great deed.  What a shame that the King kids did not have enough clout on their own to secure their father's papers on their own.
Busta Rhymes' ex is a lesbian and he cannot stand it.  Contrary to popular belief that men enjoy women that like other women Busta does not.  The mother of his three children, Joanne Wood, has come out of the closet.  The two have been together on and off for over ten years, but it seems that he has finally won a four year court battle for custody of his children.  Born Trevor Smith , Busta Rhymes , accused Joanne of having sex with a women in front of her three sons, doing drugs, and being an absentee mother.  In effort to save face Joanne Wood, who has been in a rocky on again off again relationship with Smith for over 10 years, came out swinging when she spoke to the press.  His ego is definitely hurt," she said.  "If he's being emotional, then let him just be emotional--that's like the Bitch in him.  If you want to be emotional, I don't have a problem with that, but he is wearing his emotions on his sleeve."   Trevor's fight might not be over, according to Joanne she feels the judge may have discriminated against her based upon her sexual preference.  For all of you that may think she turned to women due to Busta that is not the case.  Joanne says she has liked women all along.  I guess she had an itch that Busta could not scratch.
Drug Dealers and Killers Strike Again ... Dallas Austin has been jailed in Dubai for smuggling illegal drugs into the country.  The Atlanta producer's people have denied that he has been in jail.  However, it is unclear if Dallas has made it out and is back in the states by my deadline.  Arab news outlets say it is true that Dallas has been detained.   Austin was en route to supermodel Naomi Campbell's three day birthday party in the Arab country, but was detained and imprisoned by Dubai police when he was allegedly discovered transporting cocaine.  It has been confirmed by Dallas ' people that he was in fact in Dubai for Campbell's party, but they did not confirm nor deny if he was arrested.  It is said that Dallas lost his passport in Dubai and is now vacationing in London while he waits for immigration to issue him a new passport.  Well, I guess Dallas ' people think everyone is deaf, blind, dumb, cripple, and crazy to believe if he was in Dubai and lost his passport he was allowed to leave the country.  According to the Department of State if an American looses his or her passport while traveling in a foreign country they report to the US Embassy in that country and remain their until they can get another passport or clearance to leave.    My contact at that State Department went on to explain to me it is highly unlikely to leave one country and enter another if one has lost their passport.  A source close to Dallas told me that he is actually still in Dubai in jail where he will remain until his court date in July.  The source also told Obnoxious that Dallas may have had crack cocaine in his possession at the time of his arrest.   Dallas if you are in the states please show your face.
DMX cannot stay out of trouble.  A White Plains, New York judge issued and arrest warrant for DMX this week after he missed a court date to face a multitude of driving charges.   Earl Simmons , had been granted two previous postponements, but the judge said she has run out of patience.  The 35-year-old rapper flew to Arizona where he performed live from the desert for the BET Awards .  His attorney claims he became ill.   DMX was pulled over on June 2 for speeding and making unsafe lane changes.  Once he was stopped, police officers discovered he was not wearing a seat belt and did not have a driver's license.  Nine days later he was ticketed for driving on the shoulder of the Hutchinson River Parkway in Harrison.  On June 16, police in Scottsdale, Arizona cited him for carrying a concealed handgun outside a nightclub.  Last month he was arrested in London after refusing to put on a seat belt and becoming abusive on a flight from New York authorities said.  Recently, DMX has been rapping a great deal about God and I guess he realizes it is going to take Jesus, Allah, Buda, and Confucius to get him out of this mess.
DJ Quick surrendered to police in Fontana, California to begin serving a five month sentence for assaulting his sister.  In 2003, DJ Quick , born David Marvin Blake , pulled a gun on his sister in the midst of a family argument.  Last year the rapper plead guilty to the assault and was ordered to spend 45 days in jail on weekends, but the Compton rapper failed to show up even once.  As a result, Judge Keith Davis increased DJ Quick's jail time to 150 consecutive days and ordered him to begin serving his time immediately.  It has been awhile since we have heard from Quick , but he will not be able to promote his new CD " Greatest Hits Live at the House of Blues ," recorded this past February.  Backstage at the BET Awards Lim Kim's mother and brother told the press that she is due to come home next week.   Christopher said that " Count Down To Lock Down ," was one of the best decisions they could have made to give a true account of what his sister was going through leading up to her having to turn herself in.  
According To My " Street Committee "... Bow Wow , born Shad Gregory Moss is a good time in the sack.  According to an exotic dancer from Atlanta, Bow Wow is literally a "Wow" in the bed.  The 20 year old exotic dancer claims she dated or had sex with Bow Wow on several occasions.  The woman says she met Bow Wow while dancing at a private party for a group of men in the music industry at an Atlanta hotel.  "He could not take his eyes off me," she said.  We met up more than a dozen times over the next month.  The relationship ended just as quickly as it began.  According to the dancer Bow Wow cut her off without reason and all of a sudden stopped returning her calls or text messages.  The fling with the stripper is allegedly the reason he and Ciara have split.  The exotic dancer claims to have been with Sean Jay from Field Mob and Pimpin from Dem Franchise Boyz , but Bow Wow was the best of all three of her encounters.   The Game is said to have asked for a woman's hand in marriage.

Word has it that Pharrell is the next Hip Hop artist that will promote Hewlett Packard computers in a hot commercial.   BET might start a separate award show for Hip Hop specifically.  Not sure but it seems that some of the folks at the top of the Networks food chain think that the award show has reached a point that is so large that it may be necessary to separate the two audiences.  Speaking of Hip Hop, rappers Young Jeezy did not attend the awards due to his not being nominated.   Ludacris is working on his album and did not attend as well.   Angie Stone was at the awards with a young guy that looked like he could be a son, but acted like he was more to the singer than her child, but would like to make one with her.  What is up with baldheaded India ?  She was so star struck she cold not even perform with Chaka , Stevie , Prince , and Yolanda .   Jermaine Dupri had the hottest after party with the likes of Majic Juan Don , Mike Tyson , Hoopz , Sisqo , Bow Wow , The Wayans Brothers , John Sally , Lady Of Rage , Krucial Keys , Hits , and Janet Jackson .  The official BET after party at Hotel Roosevelt was hot as well.  The night of Black Star Power had some major highs and lows, but we will have to wait and see what BET comes up with next year to continue the rise to the top.