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OBNOXIOUS 08, 2006

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August 03 , 2006

It seems that Big Ruben is going to attempt to make a comeback.  A comeback is just what it will be or was he ever really out there.   Ruben’s career did not seem to really take off like some of the other “ American Idol ” winners after their big break.  Seemed that Ruben took a backseat to Clay Aiken , who was the runner up when Ruben won. Clay’s career took off and Ruben has not been able to catch up.   Ruben is clear that he has been low key and has titled his sophomore album, “ The Return ”.  “I’ve had people ask me where I’ve been in the past few years so I thought calling it ‘ The Return ’ made sense,” Studdard shared.  “I’m letting all the people who’ve followed me from ‘ American Idol’ until now know that basically I’m back.”  “ The Return ,” comes three years to late.  

His first album “ Soulful ,” was recorded three years ago.  It has been two years since his gospel album, “ I Need An Angel ” that went gold.  However, Ruben has been busy battling in court against his ex-manager.  The Velvet Teddy Bear came out a $2 million dollar winner.  His former manager has been ordered to pay Big Ruben a hunk and a chunk.  Additionally, the big guy launched the Ruben Studdard Foundation For The Advancement of Children In the Music Arts , which provides scholarships, after school programs and summer camps to music students.  If the rumors are true Ruben might be his own worst enemy, the big guy is said not to be very nice.  
Ice Cube has taken his battle ax out again; the rapper is pissed off at Governor Schwarzenegger for ignoring the inner cities of California.  The former movie star is accused by Cube to pay more attention to world issues and ignores problems in the inner cities.  “He pisses me off just by the fact that he is the Governor of California.  That’s enough,” Cube said.  “You know, that man should just focus his sh*t on California and what he is going to do about poverty.  It’s rabid in the inner city.  He needs to be worried about that, not anything on a national or global level.”   Schwarzenegger met with British Prime Minister Tony Blair for a roundtable on the environment and global warming.  While the topic is a critical one since the heat wave that we have experienced all across the nation.  It has been hot as hell this summer and HBO even did a special on the topic that explained how just leaving your computer on and other simple things that pull energy recourses contributes greatly to this global problem.  However, Cube thinks that Schwarzenegger is not doing enough to fight violence in the streets of California.  “You’ve got to realize, there’s a lot of money in California but is suffers from economic greed,” he explained.  “Nobody wants to give up their piece of the pie, so nobody can live a real good life without resorting to killing each other.”  Well, Cube should know, since he sold more dope then than the law allows prior to his career in the world of Hip Hop and now movies.  Now it is great to be and activist, but do not be a hypocrite.   Cube you get out there and do something and request the support of Governor Schwarzenegger your efforts. Moreover, what in the hell was Cube doing when Arnold was running for office.
Damon Dash seems to have finally found something to do now that he has been completely ejected from Roc-A-Fella.  The co-founder of Roc-A-Fella and Hip Hop mogul is working on three film projects.   Dash is the executive producer of 2004’s Kevin Bacon drama “ The Woodsman ” and the current Cuba Gooding , Jr ., film “ Shadowboxer ,” will add to his resume with the aforementioned upcoming films set in the Big Apple.  Hopefully these projects will prove to be more profitable than his reality show on BET.   Dash will partner with Universal Pictures and Tribeca Prods partners Jane Rosenthal and Robert De Niro , for a drama based on the life of Larry Davis .  At 19, Davis shot and wounded six NYC police officers and escaped despite being shot in the head.  He was on the run for 17 days before turning himself in on the promise that the FBI would investigate local police corruption.  “In urban culture Larry Davis is something of a legend,” Dash explained.  A fact-based film on a female fight club in Brooklyn is also in the works.  A third project for Damon Dash is the life story of mobster Joe Stassi , a go-between for Myer Lansky and Lucky Luciano.   Dash has a number of independent films in his body of work and he will work to produce them now that he is no longer in the music business.
Love and marriage goes together like a horse and carriage…You know the song.  Well, that is not the case for Prince .   Manuela Testolini Nelson has filed for divorce allegedly due to the large amount of time Prince has been spending with his new protégé’ Tamar .   Prince has been taking the girl all over the country doing mini concerts with her singing a lot of his old material, but she sucks and he has not been able to get her signed to a major label.   Obnoxious along with a large number of attendees were greatly disappointed in the concert performance.   Testolini Nelson is 29 years-old and worked for Prince’s recoding complex Paisley Park Studios in Minneapolis.  In 2001, the two married in a secret Jehovah’s Witness ceremony in Hawaii.  Currently, Testolini runs a Gamillah, Inc., which includes a production company, a line of designer candles and other businesses.  According to her attorney it was a difficult decision and that she is hoping for a quick and cooperative resolution.
In more marriage and baby news… P. Diddy is said to have been close to proposing to his longtime girlfriend Kim Porter .  However, it is said that Kim has put the marriage plans on hold due to her learning that Puffy may have fathered a bastard with a thirty-year-old woman that lives in Atlanta.  According to sources close to Miss Porter , she feels humiliated and is furious with Sean .  The woman is said to have given birth to a child about two weeks ago and Diddy is scheduled to take a paternity test soon.  The source also shared that Kim has learned to accept Sean’s cheating ways, but having another child is more than the former model can handle.  The source went on to inform Obnoxious that Kim might be done with the Badboy founder once and for all if he is the child’s father; Miss Porter has been publicly embarrassed by Diddy before, especially when he dumped her to date Jennifer Lopez .   Diddy was later dumped by Lopez during his trial.   Sean Combs is said to have had a number of affairs since he and Kim have been an item again.  Earlier this year the couple purportedly had an argument on Diddy’s yacht that left Kim with a broken nose.  However, Kim stayed with the rap mogul and said that she banged her nose on a table.   Diddy will have to add to the hunk and a chunk he is already paying monthly in child support.  Misa Hylton-Brim, the mother of Puffy’s first child Justin, receives $19,000 a month in child support and Kim Porter , the mother of his 8-year-old son Christian, receives a whopping $32,000 a month in child support.  
Divas Raising Hell continues Kelly Rowland vows that she is not pregnant.  It would be devastating for Kelly to have a child and not be married.  According to CBS the rumor that Kelly was pregnant began with a posting on several Internet websites by someone known as “Keith Slogan—AMG (amgmusic.com).  The post said that Rowland told AMG about expecting when she stated, “It’s kind of a bittersweet feeling because I was planning to release an album next year.”   The London Daily Mirror picked up the story and ran an article about it a few days later in a gossip column.  A press release issued by Rowland’s label Sony BMG said “Statements attributed to Kelly regarding her alleged pregnancy were never made by the artist and a purported interview with the AMG never took place.”  The former member of Destiny’s Child and cousin of Beyonce’ according to Sony is busy working on her second solo album, “ My Story—Kelly Rowland ,” due early next year after it was pushed back from its original June 2006 release.   Mathew Knowles , Kelly’s manager, says the project was pushed back for marketing reasons.
My girl Beyonce’ has been the subject of rumors that pre-orders for her album, “ B-Day ,” strategically began last week to take the focus away from the release of a debut solo album from former Destiny’s Child member LaToya Luckett .  Let me clear that when you are on the level of Beyonce’ it is not necessary to attempt to undermine anyone.  Business is business and that is the bottom line.  If LaToya is good then she will be fine and nothing Beyonce’ or anyone else tried to do would stop her success.  We all know that LaToya and LaTavia left the group over personal and financial issues with manager, Mathew Knowles , and filed a lawsuit against him that was later settled out of court.   Beyonce ’ stated that she would never do anything to undercut sales of LaToya’s album and she does not have to do anything malicious.  Face it there is no comparison.
Lifetime will premiere a film about the life of Fantasia Barrino , the “ American Idol ,” winner.  There is a great deal of talk about just what the movie will reveal about the television singing competition that has taken America by storm.  Over 65 million people watch the show that has been the subject of criticism in the past.  It is said that the movie will reveal that Fantasia was approached by producers about stepping down when it looked like she would win and they knew she was an un-wed mother and illiterate.   Obnoxious has a source that is close to the family, who shared that Fantasia became pregnant by the son of a pastor in the Mt. Calvary Holy Churches of America. Bishop Ivory Harold Williams is the presiding prelate of the organization and the husband to the popular gospel singer Shirley Caesar .  It remains to be seen just what all the movie will reveal about Fantasia and family.
Nona Gaye decided that “ Law & Order: Criminal Intent ,” was not for her.  It seems that not long after the announcement was made that she would play a new Assistant District Attorney, filling the spot vacated at the end of last season by Courtney B. Vance .  According to sources creative differences made Gaye uncomfortable with the role.  Her exit was abrupt, after the show began production on the drama’s sixth season.     Nona will be replaced by Theresa Randle , known as the wife of Martin Lawrance in “ Badboy I and II ,” Randle is signed on for only three shows, but her deal comes with an option to continue on as a regular cast member; Seems that something is up on the set of “ Law & Order ,” due to Jamey Sheridan and Annabella Sciorra making their exit along with Vance at the end of last season
These days a supermodel might whip your ass or rob you blind-which is worse-getting bashed upside the head or have your identity taken.  This is an Obnoxious follow up— Beverly Peele , the model that was arrested for credit card fraud plead no contest to recovering a woman’s stolen wallet and stealing the credit card numbers to buy furniture, a refrigerator, a washer and dryer and other items.  The shopping spree landed her in hand cuffs and behind bars.  Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Lloyd Nash sentenced the 31-year-old to three years’ probation and 300 hours of community service.  The former catwalk diva was ordered to pay $4,000 to the victim and $900 in restitution to American Express.   Peele’s attorney, Brian Oxman, said his client has paid the restitution, and that this whole ordeal was the result of an innocent mistake.  Well, he must think that everyone in the world is a fool, death, blind, dumb, cripple, and crazy to believe that his client made a mistake when she called and ordered a number of expensive items with someone’s credit card.  “This was an error on her part of using the wrong credit card number and she’s made everyone whole,” Oxman told the press after Beverly was sentenced.
Drug Dealers and Killers strike again …Shots rang out at a So So Def Records party in Atlanta, resulting in at least three patrons of the club being hospitalized with gunshot wounds.  According to police the shooting at Atlanta Peach Ballroom on Buford Highway was sparked when one man in the packed club tried to steal another man’s chain.  Suddenly, bullets started flying and three women were hit with gunshots.  They were rushed to Grady Memorial Hospital.  The party was the culmination of a series of weekend events sponsored by So So Def, the label founded by Jermaine Dupri .  
 
DJ Star will not go to jail.  As you may recall the New York morning show host was fired after he made crude and disparaging remarks against DJ Envy of a rival station Hot 97, including the threat of performing a sexual act on his four-year-old daughter.  He was arrested for child endangerment, but criminal charges were dismissed by the district attorney’s office.  Born Troi Torain , stated that he was proud to have walked the walk that many of his friends and colleagues in the Hip Hop industry has walked.   Torain even made a weak attempt to defend his gross statements as freedom of speech.  Cleary Troi , DJ Star , or whatever he wants to call himself is a sick and confused man.  The former Clear Channel radio personality says he will file a $55 million defamation of character lawsuit against New York City Councilman John Liu, who was a vocal critic of Star’s on-air comments.

According to my Street Committee ”… Al Harrington status is getting shady after he dropped his agent Andy Miller in favor of Arn Tellem.  The thought is that bidding would be reopened.   Harrington has said that he would like to return to the Pacers .  The Pacers have been the only team negotiating for Harrington recently and have reached a standstill with the Atlanta Hawks .  In more basketball news Dale Davis , forward for the Detroit Pistons was arrested in Miami Beach, Florida, and charged with disorderly conduct, assault, and resisting arrest.   Stephon Marbury is trying to repair his bad image with his new $14.98 tennis shoe.   Stephon says it is geared for inner-city kids, it remains to be seen how well the shoe will do.  
 
Purportedly Brook Hogan , daughter of Hulk Hogan , surprised her father and is a modern day “ Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner ,” when she brought home her black boyfriend.   Brook’s man has dreads, locks, braids, or whatever you want to call them and all.  The Hulkster’s daughter was caught making out with her black boyfriend at a New York Studio called The Hit Factory.   Brook was there waiting on Scott Storch to join the session when people witnessed the kissing and shared the news with her father.  The word is that Hulk is not mad that his daughter is dating an African American, but he was upset about their publicly making out in a studio.  
 
Well, we all know that dental work can be expensive, but Baby of Cash Money takes the cake.  The Cash Money Millionaire got his $250,000 platinum/with gold plated and diamond encrusted grill removed and replaced it with an upgraded grill that cost a half a million dollars.  Damn! All Obnoxious wants is some porcelain veneers and they are $2,000 a tooth.  
 
Former Atlanta news anchor Warren Savage was arrested on charges of marijuana possession and giving police a false name or information.  According to Gwinnett County police spokesman Cpl. Darren Moloney, police made the arrest just after 8 p.m. in response to a domestic disturbance call at the Best Western Peachtree Corners in the Norcross area.   Savage was charged with marijuana possession of less than 1 ounce.  According to the Gwinnett County Sheriff’s Department Website, bond was set at $1,755 and at the time of my deadline he was still in jail.   Savage , 42 had yet to make bail.   Savage abruptly left his job as the morning co-anchor last September and said in an e-mail that “before he would sell out he would get the hell out.”
 
Congratulations to Bishop Samuel L. Green , who invited yours truly to be his special guest during the 90th Holy Convocation of the Second Ecclesiastical Jurisdiction of the Church of God In Christ.  The king himself treated me like royalty the entire week.  Services were held nightly at Hampton University with a all-star line up:   Bishop T.D. Jakes , Bishop Paul Morton , Dr. Otis Lockett , Elder Willie James Campbell , Sheryl Brady, and the most awesome speaker of them all Dr. Jamal Harrison Bryant .  My Morehouse Brother took the coliseum on his back and slammed ducked it.  Not to mention that Bryant gave away 8 all expense paid trips to the Bahamas to attendees that had pressed their way in spite of their vehicles being the shop.  One of them went to a special lady Regina Lennon.  “I was elated when Dr. Bryant asked for all the people who’s cars were in the shop, but came to the convocation anyway come down to the alter,”  Regina shared.  “I had no idea that he was going to bless me with a trip!”   Jamal is a bad boy.