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OBNOXIOUS 08, 2006

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August 17, 2006

Usher on Broadway in " Chicago ," got so much fuss opening that I had to see for myself.  A number of stars turned out to see the lady's man live on stage in the flashy role of Billy Flynn.  Penelope Cruz , Phylicia Rashad , Rosie Perez , Gayle King , Jill Murray Jones , and Gabrielle Union are just a few of the names that have been dropped thus far not to mention the number of screaming women in the cheap seats every night pack the Ambassador Theater.  "He's got charm for days," Union said.  "If any man can charm a woman out of her jail cell and out of her clothes, it's Usher ."  Broadway veteran Phylicia Rashad said that Usher has the best stuff for the role and it was well suited for him.  The 27-year-old Grammy Award winning singer will have a six week run in the musical and will hopefully become a

better actor than what he started.  Not sure if it was his nerves that caused him to rush through some of his lines and chew up his words several times.  Where Usher lacks in acting ability he makes up for it with his singing and especially his dancing.  The Hip Hop crooner taps for the first time in the classic musical and truly lives up to the reputation of being the Michael Jackson of our day.  Like the weak voice, shy, poor acting Michael in " The Wiz ," he made up for his poor performance with his singing and dancing.  Surely this is the best school Usher to perfect his acting.  A few visits with the coach that P. Diddy used when he was on Broadway starring in " A Raisin In The Sun ," would do Usher some good.  The energy of a live audience will push him into perfection.  The singer said music and theater are his two loves and described them in this fashion, "I think music is like a monogamous relationship.  Acting in theater is like a different woman every night," according to Usher's philosophy; I am happy to be on Broadway singing and dancing.  I enjoy it."  If you are in the   New York you would do yourself an injustice not to see Usher Raymond in " Chicago ."
Music is a passion that we all have and you must do yourself a favor and run out and purchase Vickie Winans latest offering " Woman to Woman: Songs of Life ."  The diva of gospel takes you on a musical journey as she ministers songs that speak to heartache and the pains of life and she offers encouragement with Hip Hop numbers like " Go Go Praise ," produced by Rodney Jerkins .  " It's Alright ," brings an age old message with a new upbeat sound that is consistent to Vickie's mantra.  The first CD is studio recorded and disc two was recorded live and takes you straight to church.  Vickie always does it right and this two disc CD set is complete with a beautiful photo journal of Vickie Winans , each photo speaks to her personality and makes you feel like you know her personally.  Well, Obnoxious does know the diva well and loves every note.  Do yourself a favor and add Vickie's opus to your CD collection.
What happened to Serena ?  Talking about poor performances, the Former U.S. Open Champion did not live up to past titles.  Recently, she has not seemed to have been in the game.  Having slid so far behind in the rankings she did not compete in the tournament.  Serena has too much in common with the great disappointment of the 90's ice skating champion Debbie Thomas , who got married while training for the Winter Olympics.    The athletes mind was not on the game and she only walked away with a bronze medal when Debbie was capable of doing far better.  Serena is going to have to get her mind back on the game if she is going to continue. Yes, her injuries have caused some setbacks, but clearly is not the total culprit for her loosing.  Tiger Woods sure made up for the lack of Serena not going to the U.S. Open with his unstoppable wins.  Now you know Tiger has made some poor choices in this personal life, but he sure has a God given gift to play some golf.  Sinking a 8-foot putt on the fourth playoff hole to beat Stewart Cink at the Bidgestone Invitational.    Tiger has taken home five straight titles this season.  He started out rough, but some how he got hot and has been on fire every since.
Obnoxious learned that former Dallas Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith visited his old stomping grounds at the team's training camp.  It was no coincidence that he showed up on the same day that T.O. was due back to practice from an injury.  Smith said that he is glad that wide receiver is with Dallas.    "I am happy he's a Cowboy .  I'd rather have him on our side than trying to defend him," Smith said.  "You've got a great talent, a great athlete.  I'm happy for the Cowboys ."  T.O. has been a major block to the Cowboys in the past and Smith acknowledged that he was a stopper and with him on the team it should make the difference with Dallas going to the Super bowl. Emmitt is following in Jerry Rice's footsteps and is going to be on this season's " Dancing with the Stars ."  He is paired with professional dancer Chery Burke , who won last season's competition as the teammate of Drew Lachey .  "She tells me to go again and again and again, similar to coach telling me to run it again and again," Smith said.  "It's fun, something new and challenging, very challenging for me, and hopefully, we will win."

Sir Elton John is looking to expound on his collection of Hip Hop collaborations.  He teamed up with the Queen of Hip Hop   Mary J. Blige in 1999 on " Deep Inside ."  Elton John says he is now looking to join forces with the best producers in the business of Hip Hop for his latest opus.  "I want to work with Pharrell , Timbaland , Snoop , Kanye , Eminem , and just see what happens.  It may be a disaster or it could be fantastic, but you do not know until you try."  The 59-year-old singer has also teamed up with Eminem , as the surprise piano player for the rapper's performance of " Stan " at the 2001 Grammy Awards.  John shared with Rolling Stone Magazine that he is a fan of " No Diggity " and Tupac Shakur's " California Love ."  Now that the word is out his phone will be ringing off the hook or perhaps not.    Not long ago Pharrell denied   Elton John and his husband entry to a Louis Vuitton party celebrating the rapper/producers endorsement deal.  According to reports Elton was greatly offended and threatened to call the House of Vuitton and complain about Pharrell's rude behavior towards him and his husband.  Purportedly Pharrell felt it was already too many men, especially to many gay men at the party for his taste.  Now Elton says he wants to get some beats from the talented producer.  Pharrell is a great producer, but he leaves a great deal to be desired as a rapper.  It will be interesting to see what becomes of Elton John's request.  "I want to bring my songs and melodies to Hip Hop beats," John said.  "I love these beats, but I have no idea how to get them."

Speaking of bad Hip Hop beats, my theme song by Rick Ross hit Number 1 on Billboard.  " Everyday I am Hustlin ..." seems to be the story of so many entrepreneurs lives.    Ross is Miami's underground rap king that has made it to the top on his long awaited major label debut, " Port of   Miami ."  Rick offers something new and refreshing to an established sound.    The massive voice accurately complements the features of the rapper with a hot beat, like the ones Elton John is looking for to be a part of his upcoming project.  Rick Ross deserves to take a bow; he has worked long and hard for this honor. 

Divas Raising Hell ... Grace Jones has been out of the lime light for quite sometime now to only quickly become the talk of the town again.  The singer/actress made headlines after the landlord of her former apartment in London accused her of trashing the place before skipping out on $10,000 in rent.  According to reports the 58-year-old Jamaican born entertainer caused $31,000 in damages to the $2.5 million, two-bedroom flat.  One of her neighbors was actor Michael Caine .  The owners say that Jones left the loft behind with missing fixtures or broken, objects soiled by cigarette smoke, and blackened cutlery.  They also claim they were forced to change the locks after Jones failed to turn in the keys.  However, Jones camp denies the accusations and prior to deadline Obnoxious was unable to find any court filings against Grace Jones by the owner.  The entertainer is also the twin sister of Bishop Noel Jones .  The brother and sister seem to be like night and day.  Grace has always been known for her eccentric behavior and bad temper, which leads one to believe the owner. 
Drug Dealers and Killers Strike Again ...Rapper   Beaniel Sigel is having trouble convincing cops in Philadelphia that he was indeed robbed and shot by assailants last May near his home where he grew up.  "No one believes him.  We don't believe he was shot where he said he was shot," Detective Tracy Byard told the Philadelphia Daily News .  "There's a million and one holes in his story."  Sigel , born Dwight Grant , told police that on May 25 he was boxed in by two vehicles and surrounded by several men who took off with his watch, his $75,000 chain and $3,000 in cash.  Sigel said the thieves shot him in the shoulder.  However, police said there were no shell casings present in the area and no one witnessed the shooting or heard any gunshots.  "We knocked on at least 30 doors in that area, and no one heard a thing," Byard said.  Allegedly Beaniel gave a hard time to investigators when they tried to photograph his wound and question his story.  Fortunato Perri Jr., Beaniel Sigel's attorney, feels the police are having a hard time believing his thug for a client due to his past criminal record.  "My getting shot and somebody robbing me!    Negative."  Segel said during " The Aphilliates: The Streetz Is Watchin' ," a weekly Hip Hop how.  "I am on federal parole, so I can't get into details, but give me another nine months and I will tell y'all exactly what the deal was."  Seems that it is far more to this extremely suspicious story than what Sigel is willing to share.  Well, as the old saying goes, "When you live by the sword you die by the sword.    It remains to be seen if he was really robbed and who really shot him, actually he was grazed with the bullet.    Beaniel Sigle robbed, yeah right!
Former NBA Basketball player Lonny Baxter was arrested in Washington D.C. early in the morning for allegedly firing shots from a vehicle two blocks away from the White House.  The 27-year-old former Charlotte Bobcat was arrested at about 2:30 am. When a bystander flagged down Secret Service and said gunfire was coming from a white SUV.  Baxter was behind the wheel, driving near the intersection of 17th and I streets in Northwest.  "There were spent shell casings in plain view inside the vehicle.  Officers searching the vehicle also recovered a handgun.  The Secret Service charged Baxter and his passenger Irvin Martin, 35, with carrying a handgun without a license and other firearms charges.  It wasn't immediately clear why they were allegedly firing the gun like a couple of dumb ass fools.
Maurice Clarett turned out to be a little gangster.    The jailed former Ohio State running back, was sent a threatening message Monday that was typed on a piece of paper, cut out and taped on a postcard, said one of his attorneys.  "We do not know quite what to make of it.  It is very cryptic.  Clarett has been the recipient of threats before, but none have been as severe as this one.  His attorney would not comment on the contents of the letter, sent from Los Angeles and received Monday.  Clarett was arrested for following a police near the home of a woman set to testify against him in a January robbery trial.  Four loaded guns were found in his sport utility vehicle, and the police said they had to use pepper spray to subdue him because he was wearing a bullet-proof vest that thwarted their stun guns.  Seems Clarett was serious about doing some major damage to the witness and now that he is in jail he is scared that someone would hurt or harm him.
According to recent reports NBA bulky forward Jackie Butler might be a thief.    Purportedly the Jackie met a woman at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club a while back when he was playing for the New York Knicks , since he has been traded to the San Antonio Spurs , met and was taken by a young lady.  The two of them went back to his place for drinks and conversation.  The young lady goes on to say that he began to get aggressive.  She should have never gone over to his house in the first place.  One thing lead to another and after countless requests she agreed to have sex with him and according to her it was a HORRIBLE experience.  It was not until the she got home that she realized that she left her $600 jacket in Butler's car.  Butler is said to have refused to return the jacket and stopped taking the calls from the woman he had a one night stand with.  Last   Obnoxious   heard   Butler never returned the jacket and the Spurs refused to comment on the issue.
Rumor has it that Kelis , the wife of rap star Nas , was acting very single when she was out not long ago.  At a recent party in New York Kelis was out on the town without her husband and she had a good time.  An all seeing eye that was in the same club as Kelis , witnessed her dancing with three men.  The guys are said to have looked like strippers and were on her like white on rice.  After dancing the men accompanied her to the VIP section and later left with Kelis in a black SUV that speed away.  Obnoxious has not learned of any plans for the couple to part ways anytime soon. 
It has been reported that Bobby Brown has moved in with Karrien "Superhead" Steffans , the author of the tell all " Confessions of a Video Vixen " detailing her sexual exploits with various men in the industry, including Bobby Brown .  Allegedly the husband of Whitney Houston has been living with Superhead for the past month.  Now the rumor gets a little juicier;   Obnoxious   has been informed that the two of them have been seen together at Grove shopping mall in Los Angeles along with Bobby's children.  The new couple also caught eyes at the private club Xenii.  It has been stated that Karrien had been hanging out with Brown to discuss his assisting her getting a reality television show.  Well, we will have to wait and see what comes of this one.  The separation might be good for Whitney , if it is not already too late.

Close, but no cigar for Eve .  Seems the rough rapping chick was in for more than what she could handle.  It is over between her and Teodorin Obiang , an African Prince due to his father, a dictator, for being allegedly into cannibalism.  Eve's friends are said to have pressured her into leaving the 36-year-old- son of Equatorial Guinean leader Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo after reports of his eating habits by Severo Moto Nsa , the leader of the government in exile.  Now it is not clear just what Nsa meant when he said on a Spanish radio station, the following:  "He has just devoured a police commissioner.    I say devoured, as this commissioner was buried without this testicles and brain."  Well, if that is not the nastiest thing you have ever heard, you can trust Obnoxious will keep you posted. 

Beyonce' is not going to marry old man Jay-Z , although she might have to think twice after his million dollar birthday gift.  The rapper born Sean Carter purchased his girlfriend an antique Rolls Royce.  Obnoxious was informed that only two of them are left in the world and one now belongs to   Beyonce' .  However, she is still not ready to get married.  Knowles recently turned 25-years-old and is not thinking about marriage right now. 

Keyshia Cole's camp is denying a report that she was arrested.  It was said that the Oakland singer was taken into custody and was possibly detained, although no details were given on the nature of the arrest.  Cole's manger Imani "Manny" Halley told reporters that nothing in the report was true.  Now Keyshia can get a little rowdy, but   Obnoxious was not able to find any arrest records.

P. Diddy has made the official announcement that his long time girlfriend Kim Porter is expecting twins.  Still no date on when he will give her his name, but as for now she will be giving him two more children, which means that if he remains consistent with the $30,000 he is paying her a month in child support Kim might soon be receiving $90,000 a month from Sean .  It might be time to say I do if he is going to have to pay a hunk and a chunk like that each month.