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OBNOXIOUS 08, 2006

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August 24, 2006

New York was the place for the MTV's Video Music Awards, Radio City Music Hall rocked as the night to honor music and the visual creative mini movies that interpret an artist song.  A red carpet that had to be at least two miles long and was jammed packed as some of the biggest names in music, film, and television entered the awards.    Of all the awards shows this year the VMAs left a lot to be desired the fashion was not on there and the show lacked a great deal.  Ludacris without the brads stopped and talked about his new look, it was just time for a change.  Not failing to inform Obnoxious of his new album dropping later this month and promising it to be one of the best Disturbing The Peace has produced.  The King as he calls himself, T.I. introduced a new rapper on his label DJ that it yet remains to be seen how good he is, but T.I. used the night as an opportunity to showcase his new artist. 

T.I ., born Clifford Harris , mentioned he is currently working on a movie with Denzel Washington that is being filmed in New York.  The jury is still out if T.I. is going to be able to hold his own on the big screen next to an Academy Award winner.  RZA and Common have been added to the cast of " American Gangster ," directed by Ridley Scott.  Denzel Washington stars in the story of a real-life drug kingpin-turned-informant Frank Lucas.  Russell Crowe is also in the 1970s-set film as lawman Richie Roberts, who eventually brought Lucas to justice.  The two then join forces to expose crooked cops and foreign nationals.    RZA , a member of the Wu Tang Clan , will play one of Crowe's partners who specializes in surveillance.  T.I. and Common will play members of Washington's drug empire.  Frank Lucas made headlines three decades ago by shipping heroin to the U.S. in the coffins of soldiers killed in   Vietnam.  The King mentioned that he did a song with Justin Timberlake on is upcoming album that promises to be another hit.
Lil Wayne and Young Joc stopped to speak to me, each of them were excited to be nominated for awards.  Baby flashed his $500,000 grill while telling me he will soon be coming out of his silence with a new CD.  Pharrell Williams is a great producer, but lacks as a rapper, stopped by with an Asian rapper that he is working with, in a T-shirt and more bling then the naked eye could stand. It was obvious that   Pharrell was in the building.  Chris Brown mentioned that he did not miss school much and the everyday life of a normal sixteen-year-old except for hanging out with his buddies.  Nick Lachey shared some light on some inside news witnessed.  "Well, we shared a bit of an awkward moment there," Nick said.  "I have not seen Jessica in a while in person so what was a little weird," Nick explained.  The break was made a much bigger deal then what it actually was with us.  Nick said the two of them tried to make it work much longer than they should have and Jessica had a lot of growing up to do.  After some moments Nick admitted that he could mature as well.  Paris Hilton looked great in a hot white short dress with some boots.    "I am celebrating the release of my album and I am so glad the VMAs are back in New York where they belong," Paris said. 

Beyonce' looked amazing in a cream beaded gown that was a little over dressed for the VMAs, but she is Beyonce' so it worked no matter what.  She was just as excited about her birthday party at Jay-Z's 40/40 Club as she was to be nominated for an award.      While talking about her party she also talked about her album " B'Day " what would be released on her special day.  A thinner Beyonce' than what I recalled shared that she had been on a liquid diet to drop weight for the movie " Dreamgirls ".  She stated that it is a dangerous way to go about losing weight and would not suggest that anyone try it.  "I would not recommend it if someone wasn't doing a movie, because there are other ways to lose weight," Beyonce' said.  Beyonce told me that she was even amazed at how great her body looked in " Dreamgirls ," an adaptation of the Broadway musical due in theater in December.  Beyonce' portrays the svelte lead singer of a girl group who rises to fame, but not without internal conflict.  "It's great because when I saw the movie I don't recognize myself-which was the point," she said.  Now that the film is over and it was at the VMAs and excited about her album dropping and back to her normal self.    "The funniest part was putting the weight back on and eating my doughnuts and all the other things," Beyonce' shared.  "So now I'm back to my body.  I'm very conscious of being a curvy woman and I'm very happy that I am a curvy woman."  A lot of men besides Jay-Z is also very happy that she is a curvy woman.

P. Diddy is always thinking of a way to out do his last episode that he borrowed an old antic of Morris Day and The Time , with and assistant holding a mirror for the Hip Hop mogul to check himself continuously on the VMAs red carpet.  Biting off of Ike Turner , who would never speak during interviews, Diddy had another sidekick speak on his behalf during his red carpet interviews.  Now this had to be one of the biggest upsets of the night and talked about by every media person covering the event.  The one and in many cases first opportunity to speak to the man himself and he was not talking.  There is no one like Sean Combs .  However, he did seem to change a little when his ex, Jennifer Lopez arrived.  Seems that Diddy may still have some feelings for   J-Lo , but we will never know now that Diddy is expecting twins and she is married to Mark Anthony .

Well it took forever, but OutKast finally got their movie on the big screen.  " Idlewild ," was to be released long ago and the number of times Universal and HBO Films pushed it back seemed obscene.  However, the film finally made it to theaters and in many cases was well worth the wait and in others-well read on to find out.  " Idlewild ," was blasphemous in the first attempt to mix Hip Hop into a historical movie set in the Thirties during Prohibition.  The film, which only took in $5.9 million in the first weekend at the box office, was the directorial debut of Bryan Barber in his elaborate musical throwback.  Barber is best-known for his videos for OutKast , Missy Elliott , Ludacris , Destiny's Child , Christina Aguilera , and Kelly Clarkson .  In some respects, " Idlewild ," was not much of a stretch in the collaboration of OutKast's Big Boi and Andre 3000 , who co-star in this bifurcated, bittersweet tale of love and ambition.  " Idlewild ,' is blessed with a talented cast which includes, along with the aforementioned thespians, Patti LaBelle , Macy Gray , Cicely Tyson , Faizon Love , Paula Jai Parker , Bill Nunn , and comedian Bruce Bruce .  Yet, " Idlewild ," is frustrating and a headscratcher because it fails at its many attempts to commit to a specific demographic.  Visually, the picture pleasantly harks back to the bygone era of the Thirties by the way of its painstakingly-recreated sets, classic cars, zoot suits chorus lines and other appropriate accoutrement.    Unfortunately, it simultaneously undercuts that sense of nostalgia it might be trying to generate by indulging inconstant profanity, the word Nigga, and modern dance movies, but the aforementioned is consistent with rap music.

This unresolved dilemma might help explain why the release of this stimulating and engaging morality play was delayed for two years.  A marketing manager's very difficult task: " Idlewild ," is like " Moulin Rouge ," a rare combination movie which refuses to commit to one era.    Regrettably, in spite of several inspired moments where it exhibits some genuine promise, this desperate attempt to be all things to all people ends up sabotaging any potential the overly-ambitious project had to make a memorable and lasting contribution to the annals of cinema.  However, the Atlanta born duo offer great performances and show deep appreciation for the time period.  Andre Benjamin at the close of the movie exhibits great talent in a musical number combining singing, tap dancing, and playing the piano.  The performance and look of Andre resurrects Sammy Davis, Jr. from the grave, although he wanted to portray Jimmy Hendrix he should go after playing Sammy Davis, Jr .

Divas Raising Hell ...Eclectic R&B artist Kelis is upset with her record label Jive for including the track "F**k them B*tches" on her upcoming album against her wishes.    "I just did the song to get it out of my system," Kelis explained.  "I did not want it on the album.  It's just not a statement I want to make right now."  The 26-year-old   Harlem chanteuse and wife of rapper Nas feels Jive is treating her like a naïve newcomer by going against her creative decisions.  "My label is constantly trying to take control of me," she says.  "I'm not a new artist.  I've been working hard to create my persona and have longevity and they went against my wishes."  A born again Christian, Kelis says many folks misunderstood the message behind " Bossy ," the first single from the new album " Kelis Was Here ."  "A lot of people think being bossy means bossing somebody around," she said.    "But it's about being in control of our life.  I am fighting to be my own woman."  The statement is in concurrence by Kelis ' decision to sever ties with former producers The Neptunes , which produce her biggest hit " Milkshake ."  In her decision to avoid them for her new album in favor of hit makers such as Scott Storch , will.i.am , Raphael Saadiq , and Linda Perry , Kelis went on to share that she no longer wanted to be perceived as The Neptunes' puppet.  Born Kelis Rogers , the singer says her album title is about leaving a mark and letting people know someone was here prior to her.  A great concept, but why record a song that you are not comfortable with in the first place; sounds like   Kelis needs to do a better job at reading the fine print in her contract. 
Tyra Banks finally issued a statement in regards to the strike launched by the writers of her show, " America's Next Top Model ."  Writers and producers walked out earlier this month demanding recognition as members of the Writers Guild of America (WGA).  Show producers have declined to recognize the petition unless the employees seek representation through a lengthier process administer but the National Labor Relations Board.  In a statement released the show's creator, executive producer, and host Tyra Banks stated, "I am a member of unions SAG and AFRTA, and respects the desire of any employee of " America's Next Top Model ," who wants to be unionized, however, this is not a decision I control.  This is an industry with issue between the networks, studios and unions.  I hope this matter is resolved as quickly as possible and on terms agreeable to all parties concerned."  Meanwhile, chief operating officer John Maatta sent a letter to affiliates assuring the show premiere would still take place on the network as planned, and that all 13 episodes for the show's run through December have already been shot and have not been affected by the strike.  Tyra consistently disappoints   America in her nonchalant attitude about a serious problem with a show that has her name attached.  During her talk show she exposes ills that she has been found to be a part-taker in the same evil deeds.

Drug Dealers and Killers Strike Again ...Police that arrested Lil Wayne on drug charges say the rapper was in possession of several unlabeled prescription bottles-one containing 60 pills of Alprazolama, a generic form of Xanax that is used to treat anxiety disorders and panic attacks; another containing 59 hydrocodone pills, a narcotic analgesic used to relieve pain.  According to a copy of Wayne's arrest report, police charged him with possession of less than one ounce of marijuana and possession of a controlled substance.  The 23-year-old was released from Georgia's Fulton County Jail on $11,000 bond following his arrest.    The arrest report further states that Wayne , born Dwayne Michael Carter , was staying at the Twelve Hotel in Atlanta's Atlantic Station when an employee entered his room to check the security system and noticed a gallon-size bag of what he believed to be marijuana; he also told police he smelled a "heavy odor of marijuana."  The hotel's manager was summoned to the room and also claimed he smelled marijuana.  Carter ordered both men to leave his room and fastened the security latch behind them.  Police were called shortly thereafter.

Officers arrived and searched the room after the rapper gave his consent for them to enter, the report stated.    The prescription pills were found inside a small duffel bag, while the marijuana joints were uncovered in the room's garbage can.  A small amount of marijuana was also discovered in the room's refrigerator, according to the police report.  A second man named Derrick Lawrence, 37, was also charged with possession of less than one ounce of marijuana.  The arrest report claims that Lawrence was in Carter's room at the time, but his relationship to the rapper is unclear.    The report listed both men as being under the influence of drugs at the time of the arrests. 

According To My " Street Committee "...There is a rumor circulating that now Jay-Z is coming out of retirement and recording his new album and working out tour details he will be leaving his position as president of Def Jam.  Three years and he is out.  The word is Jigga is working hard between Los Angeles and New York with industry greats like Timberland, who has really packed on the pounds, Pharrell Williams , Kanye West , Dr. Dre , and others for this giant project. 

Purportedly Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony have a little something in the oven, but he is so private and controlling they are hiding it and do not speak to the press about their private lives.  Wow!  It would be amazing if J-Lo and Diddy both had children around the same time.  Well, on the subject of time.  Diddy needs to go on and ask Kim for her hand in marriage especially since she is expecting twins.  No reason to wait, they have played house long enough. 

Not sure it Missy is worth all of this, but is it said that to book Missy you have got to spend a hunk and a chunk to get her to rhyme.  First it is rumored that she demands $133,000 in backstage perks, according to her rider.  The people in Bournemouth, England, felt she was worth it and paid 35 first class tickets, two five-star hotel suites, 33 five-star rooms, $5,500 worth of meals and an unlimited source of Cristal champagne at $750 a bottle.    Disappointing at best, with all the opulence, Missy must be unaware of Hip Hop's ban of Cristal. 

Kendra Wilkinson , one of Hugh Hefner's girls, got dissed by Eminem .  Not long ago she had a long detailed rant about her encounter with the Detroit Rapper.  The brief version is that Kendra was at a rap video shoot for Akon , her very first.  She was extremely excited about the opportunity to meet rappers like 50 Cent (bet she was egger to hook one of Hip Hop big banked nasty boys).  On the set was Eminem ; another rapper she loves.  She said that she had a brief encounter that was positive.  After a lot of dancing during one of the breaks she must have spent a little too much time in the face of another big name in Hip Hop because according to her Eminem , who was high, walked over to her while she was talking to the other guy and pours a bottle of water over her head.  Seems Eminem was feeling Kendra until she disrespected him by stepping to another guy in his face.    Guess Eminem thought that one of Hugh's hot girls needed a little cooling off.